Ryker: Rosco's just a lazy bum. Not putting his nose into the investigation. (Eating at the breakfast table with crumbs falling from his coffee cake while Rosco stands guard elsewhere)

Ryker: We're going down in flames mom, together. (Playing the game of Risk with him.)

Ryker: Not my best day grandma. (after being run over by a trailer and miraculously was a-okay)