Garren: "Mom?" (Proceeds to kiss his biceps) "This is what strong guys do right?"

Garren: "Girls don't burp Ryker, boys do."

Garren: "Ryker, don't scare dad. He's old, he could have a heart attack and die."

Garren: (to me) "You're lookin' hot today."

Garren: "Is today picture day?"

Me: "No."

Garren: "Oh good I don't have to dress fancy."

Garren: "Ryker, let's be gentlemen. You can be Bob and I'll be French."

Garren: "It will make you have a brain twirler."
(a spinner thing at the park)

Ryker: "Chihuahua's are dogs?!"

(He was very surprised.)

Garren: "Dad, you need to stop worrying about me. I'm going to turn out really good."

Ryker: "Mom! Rosco (our dog) likes boogers too!"

Me: "Really."

Ryker: "And I like boogers and Garren likes boogers."