Garren: "Will you please boss me around?"

Garren: "Let's make a deal. I'll wash your car 8 days a week. Now what will you do?"

Me: "I'll feed you pop tarts every morning for a week."

Garren: "Okay. Deal!"

Garren: "I'm a real super hero!"
(as he was shooting down the big water slide)

Garren: "I know you're not a trained professional."

(To me as I'm putting a band-aid on his knee. Garth gets all the glory.)