Garren: "You're lucky my mom doesn't let me have taffy. I'm allergic."
(Said to Ryker eating a laffy taffy.)

Garren: "Can I have something to eat after hibernating?"
(He just woke up from a nap.)

Garren: "I have my drivers license."

Garren: "I'm stuffed like fat turkey."

Garren: "Is today tomorrow?"

Ryker: "Star-flakes!"
(He meant snowflakes.)