Garth: Are you going to go to college [someday]?

Ryker: No. 

Garth: So you're going to have a low paying job?

Ryker: No. I'm just going to live here. 

Garren: My lying days are all over. 

Ryker (watching tv): Is that a kid or a grownup? 

Garren: She's a teenager, so she's both. 

Ryker: Can we get medical alert, mom?

Garren: No we don't need it. It's only for old people that don't always carry their phones. 

Ryker: Sometimes I don't carry... oh ya, I don't have a phone. 

Me: Come on Ryker it's time to go pick up Garren. 

Ryker: I want to stay here with Rosco. 

Me: I'm sorry, that's not an option. 

Ryker: Oh, geez.