Garren: My hands are always sticky for some reason. It's because I have gecko hands. 

Garren: If this place has a gift shop, count me in!

Grandpa: Ryker do you feel better now [that you're in Oregon]?

Ryker: Ya, the trees are normal. 

(We were in California)

Ryker: I was born to be a boy. 

Garren: I'm making my famous chocolate milk right now. Please don't interrupt me. 

Garren: How did you know I like this birdseed?!

(Eating Chinese food and he discovered the sesame seeds.)