Garren: (talking to Ryker) Let's save our money, until we get like a hundred bucks, and then live off of that for a couple years. 

Ryker: Some kids are lucky they can talk when they're only three. I didn't start taking until I was three. 

Garren: Tan [our chicken] is mothering!

Me: What is she mothering?

Garren: An egg. 

Garren: Ryker will you teach me how to fake cry? You kinda do it all the time.