Ryker: I eat pumpkin pie like a man. 

One Morning Before School

Ryker: Dad, does this shirt fit me? (Standing with one of his shirts laid out from shoulder to shoulder across the front of his body.)

Garth: Yes. 

Ryker: Of course it does! (Merrily scampering off to go get dressed.)

Garren: Mom am I hitting poverty? I'm so hairy. (He was getting a haircut.)