Me: "Do you want another apple?"

Garren: "No, my jaw is tired of chewing everything."

Ryker: "Mommy turn the lights on outside. I can't see!"
(riding in the car after dark)

Ryker has been up coughing tonight.

I went in to refill the humidifier and give him a new dose of cough medicine.

Me: "Do you want something to drink?"

Ryker: "Ya, a super lot of cough medicine." (while raising his arm high in the air)

Ryker: "There's a cough in my mouth."

Garren: "I'm so Hiccup, because I drink gross things."

(Hiccup is the character from How to Train Your Dragon.)

Ryker: "Mommy can I tell you something?" (from his room after he's been tucked into bed.)

Me: "Ya?"

Ryker: "Mommy, I love you."

Ryker: "Sugar makes me good."

(His argument of why he should get more dessert.)

Garren: "I want to ride my bike and shoot my bb gun at the same time."