Garren: We're having Minecraft meetings today and tomorrow. 

Ryker: I want to take Japanese, Chinese and Earth. (Referring to what foreign language he wants to learn in high school.)

Ryker: I like to play with toy kitchens because real life kitchens are scary.

Ryker: Dagnificant!

(This seems to be his new favorite word to express. I'm not sure if he made it up or is mispronouncing a real word. Either way I love it.)

Ryker: Did you see that truck?

(Referring to a semi truck driving without its trailer.)

Me: Ya. 

Ryker: It's naked. 

Me: I think you have a hard time following directions. 

Ryker: No. I'm just being me mom. 

(said so innocently)

Ryker: Don't get snippy with me.

(Said in a warning tone to Rosco dog. Rosco was laying on the floor sleeping.)