Garren: If I had two stomachs I'd have candy in one and healthy food in the other. 

Ryker: Does our camper have wifi?

Ryker: When I'm a grownup I'm not going to drink coffee. I don't like coffee. 

Garren: Rosco's like a gift from heaven. 

Ryker: That's crazy. We have so much animals and we don't even live on a farm. 

(1 dog, 1 frog, 4 chickens, 2 guinea pigs)

Ryker: Did Rosco give you the cute eyes? 

(Rosco was begging to come in the car with us.)

Garren: I wish I was 18 already. 

(On not wanting to clean up the playroom.)