Ryker: On Father's Day nobody can mess with a father. 

Me: Garren and Ryker, come on let's go! (Trying to leave for school)

Garren: You have to find us!

Me: No! I'm not playing that game. 

Garren: Then we're not going!

Me: EXCUSE ME!

Garren: I said, 'Ryker wants to go the most!'

Garren: You know what they say about grapes...nature's jelly beans. 

Me: Ryker come do you reading. 

Ryker: Ahhh. I want to be a grownup. Then I wouldn't have to do hard work. 

Ryker: I got beat up too much times. It's your turn to get beat up. (As he and Garren are wrestling together.)

Garren: Fishing is my most favorite thing EVER! 

Garren: Mom, Ryker wants to know why we're alive right now. Can I tell him?

Me: Sure. 

Garren: We're alive so we can worship God.