Ryker: It doesn't look delicious. 

(When talking about the chili for dinner.)

(Trying to motivate Ryker to keep hiking uphill)

Me: You guys are super kids! You haven't seen any other kids up here hiking, have you?

Ryker: Well why are WE up here?!?

Ryker lost a tooth. 

Garren leans in and whispers to me, "Looks like you're losing a dollar."

Ryker: On Father's Day nobody can mess with a father. 

Me: Garren and Ryker, come on let's go! (Trying to leave for school)

Garren: You have to find us!

Me: No! I'm not playing that game. 

Garren: Then we're not going!

Me: EXCUSE ME!

Garren: I said, 'Ryker wants to go the most!'

Garren: You know what they say about grapes...nature's jelly beans. 

Me: Ryker come do you reading. 

Ryker: Ahhh. I want to be a grownup. Then I wouldn't have to do hard work.