Ryker: Did you know girls scream because boys are amazing?

Ryker: Why do they call it daylight savings? It's more like daylight losing. I don't get it. (His take on going to bed earlier than normal)

Garren: You mean time can fly by that fast even when you're not having fun!? 

Ryker: I don't want my brother to be poor. Even though I'm rich. 77 bucks. 

Ryker: What's an agenda?

Garren: It's like homework and like a list for third grade. 

Ryker: Oh man...I've got a lot to learn. 

Garren: I hate hard work. (Referring to his homework)

Garren: Benny (our dog) is just a cute furry ball of trouble waiting to happen.