Ryker: I eat pumpkin pie like a man. 

One Morning Before School

Ryker: Dad, does this shirt fit me? (Standing with one of his shirts laid out from shoulder to shoulder across the front of his body.)

Garth: Yes. 

Ryker: Of course it does! (Merrily scampering off to go get dressed.)

Garren: Mom am I hitting poverty? I'm so hairy. (He was getting a haircut.)

Garren: Rosco's getting old, he's got gray furs. 

Me: What do you do at recess?

Garren: Mostly I play wall ball. 

Me: Who do you play with?

Garren: Cheaters. (said with disgust)

Ryker: Did you know girls scream because boys are amazing?

Ryker: Why do they call it daylight savings? It's more like daylight losing. I don't get it. (His take on going to bed earlier than normal)