Garren: We should name our restaurant The Phoenix. (Playing a restaurant app...World Chef)

Ryker: What's a Phoenix? 

Garren: It's like a fiery chicken. 

Garren: I don't even have body hair yet. 

Ryker: Dad stop biting me. 

Ryker: Dad's older than mom. And taller. 

Ryker: I eat pumpkin pie like a man. 

One Morning Before School

Ryker: Dad, does this shirt fit me? (Standing with one of his shirts laid out from shoulder to shoulder across the front of his body.)

Garth: Yes. 

Ryker: Of course it does! (Merrily scampering off to go get dressed.)

Garren: Mom am I hitting poverty? I'm so hairy. (He was getting a haircut.)