Me: Please don’t eat that (sandwich) in the car. 

Garren: I’m not. I’m just admiring it with my tongue. 

Garren: Can you smell people?

Me: I suppose so...body odor, perfume...

Ryker: I smell like flowers.

Garren: I’d say he’s (Benny) our therapy dog, but we’re really his therapy people. 

Garren: Middle school dating is bunk.

Me: How sad, that squirrel didn’t make it across the road. He needs a get well soon card.

Ryker: No, he needs an UNO Reverse card.

[Lasagna is served for dinner]

Ryker: I’m not really a fan of lasagna...GARFIELD!

Ryker: Did you hear that song saying, “I wasn’t starving ‘til I tasted you.”

Me: Yes, I’m pretty sure they’re singing about cannibalism.

Ryker: That’s  what I though too.