Garren: Instant paper cut finders. That’s what hand sanitizer is.  

Garren: This is butt clenching. You know like, when you know something bad’s gonna happen so you clinch your cheeks really tight so nothing comes out. (Referring to the presidential election that was three days ago between Trump and Biden.)

Garren: Presidents should be required to wear jumpsuits like nascar drivers and have all their sponsors displayed on them. 

 Ryker: I’m 50% not accurate. (Visiting with the other team during his tennis match.)

 Ryker: Finally! This torture is almost OVER!! (Exclaimed during his first ever tennis match.)

 Ryker: I fell on a ton of porcupines and needles. (He fell off his bike and he meant pine cones.)

Garren: Don’t make me regret getting up off my bean bag. (We took him motorcycle camping.)