Ryker: The cash register I was talking to also volunteers at the reptile zone. 

(He meant cashier.)

 Ryker: She’s cuter-pie. 

(Referring to Cinder)

Watching TV and a commercial came on.

Garth: Wow! Look at Jennifer Gardner. She's aging as well as you. 

Garren: How can a generation who grew up watching South Park and Family Guy get so offended?

Garren: WHOA...this thing is saltier than the ocean. (He made his oatmeal himself.)

Ryker: Hey Garren, you’re old enough to start making bad choices like dad. (Garth was joking about starting smoking because of his wheezing in the morning.)

Ryker: Why are there still birds out there? Shouldn’t they be on vacation? (There was a large flock of wild birds at our bird feeder during a snow storm. He meant migration.)