Garren: Is Dora (from 'Dora the Explorer') older than me?

Me: Yes, she goes to school.

Garren: Maybe that's why she wanders off on her own all the time.

Garren (4 years old): I know a lot about girl stuff.

 Garren: I want to eat like a hippo. I want to be fat. 

Garren was asked to go to timeout tonight during dinner for being disruptive. He said his toes wouldn't move because they were 'out of gas'. Nice try kid but you're not winning that easy.