Garren: "When I'm a grown-up I can do whatever I want. Not a teenager."

Ryker: "I don't want to be a big boy."

Garren: "I'm the chef. You're just the person that makes the food."

Garren: "Will you run away with me Mrs. Natalie? You can come too Ms. Kim."

(talking to his preschool teachers)

Garren: "This is beef jerky heaven."

(He was eating shredded beef jerky.)

Garren: "Mom, what's your super power?"

Garren: "I wish we [Ryker & Garren] could be twins."

Ryker: "Garren, you keep growing all the times!"