Garren: "I think I would like a woman."
(talking to Ryker)

Garren: "You know, your hair is paradise. I'm in hair paradise."

Garren: "You're lucky my mom doesn't let me have taffy. I'm allergic."
(Said to Ryker eating a laffy taffy.)

Garren: "Can I have something to eat after hibernating?"
(He just woke up from a nap.)

Garren: "I have my drivers license."

Garren: "I'm stuffed like fat turkey."

Garren: "Is today tomorrow?"