Ryker: Did you see that truck?

(Referring to a semi truck driving without its trailer.)

Me: Ya. 

Ryker: It's naked. 

Me: I think you have a hard time following directions. 

Ryker: No. I'm just being me mom. 

(said so innocently)

Ryker: Don't get snippy with me.

(Said in a warning tone to Rosco dog. Rosco was laying on the floor sleeping.)

Ryker: I misty heard you. 

(How he says, "I miss heard you.")

Garren: AHH! A wasp! They're just like flies except they can hurt you. 

Garren: I had a bad dream last night.

Ryker: I have a way to fix that. Don't go to sleep. (Said very serious)

Ryker: I'm happy but I'm just not smiling.