Ryker: I know we're close now. I can smell Garren. (Hiking along the river trail far behind Garren)

Garren: Welcome to the family Fred. (Garth bought Garren a succulent from Trader Joes)

Garren: We have to pay to park?! Oh my gosh! Only Portland people do that!! (On finding parking at the zoo.)

Garren: If I had two stomachs I'd have candy in one and healthy food in the other. 

Ryker: Does our camper have wifi?

Ryker: When I'm a grownup I'm not going to drink coffee. I don't like coffee. 

Garren: Rosco's like a gift from heaven.