Ryker: I got beat up too much times. It's your turn to get beat up. (As he and Garren are wrestling together.)

Garren: Fishing is my most favorite thing EVER! 

Garren: Mom, Ryker wants to know why we're alive right now. Can I tell him?

Me: Sure. 

Garren: We're alive so we can worship God. 

Garren: What?! My hair is a living bird's nest. 

Ryker: Was George Washington the president when you were born?

Ryker: Mom, Rosco won't chase or tackle us anymore! (Something I don't like him doing.) I told him sheep are white and humans aren't. 

Garren: Ooh, can we go to Klamath Falls?

Garth: What do you want to go there for?

Garren: Leeches!