Me: What do you do at recess?

Garren: Mostly I play wall ball. 

Me: Who do you play with?

Garren: Cheaters. (said with disgust)

Ryker: Did you know girls scream because boys are amazing?

Ryker: Why do they call it daylight savings? It's more like daylight losing. I don't get it. (His take on going to bed earlier than normal)

Garren: You mean time can fly by that fast even when you're not having fun!? 

Ryker: I don't want my brother to be poor. Even though I'm rich. 77 bucks. 

Ryker: What's an agenda?

Garren: It's like homework and like a list for third grade. 

Ryker: Oh man...I've got a lot to learn. 

Garren: I hate hard work. (Referring to his homework)