Garth: Good morning boys. Just know that you're my greatest source of pride and my greatest source of pain.

Ryker: You have cactus kisses. (To Garth)

Garren: I love the scent of me on this blanket. (Referring to the blanket he sleeps with each night.)

Garren: If they're going to keep us cooped up like chickens why don't they just call it a snow day. (In response to all day inside recess)

Garren: Is that an old people's home?

Garth: Yep. 

Ryker: Mariotta lives in there. 

Garren: If I had a tail it'd be wagging like crazy right now. (eating Chinese food)

Ryker: Garren I think I need to pay off my home loan

Garren: Here, can I supply you with the money. 

(Playing Animal Crossing on the Nintendo 3DS)