Garren: WHOA...this thing is saltier than the ocean. (He made his oatmeal himself.)

Ryker: Hey Garren, you’re old enough to start making bad choices like dad. (Garth was joking about starting smoking because of his wheezing in the morning.)

Ryker: Why are there still birds out there? Shouldn’t they be on vacation? (There was a large flock of wild birds at our bird feeder during a snow storm. He meant migration.)

 Garren: Instant paper cut finders. That’s what hand sanitizer is.  

Garren: This is butt clenching. You know like, when you know something bad’s gonna happen so you clinch your cheeks really tight so nothing comes out. (Referring to the presidential election that was three days ago between Trump and Biden.)

Garren: Presidents should be required to wear jumpsuits like nascar drivers and have all their sponsors displayed on them. 

 Ryker: I’m 50% not accurate. (Visiting with the other team during his tennis match.)