Garren: I hate hard work. (Referring to his homework)

Garren: Benny (our dog) is just a cute furry ball of trouble waiting to happen. 

Garren: Mom, do you know what my favorite two words are? 

Me: No. 

Garren: Let's eat. 

Garren: Could you be a little less louder?

Ryker: My game's full of loudness. 

(Playing iPods with headphones during the car ride home.)

Garren: I'm as happy as a mouse in a cheese factory. 

Garth: It's a good sign when your marriage outlasts the appliances you were gifted at your wedding. (Responding to the fact that our garbage can and waffle maker called it quits within a day of each other.)

Ryker: One of these Cheerios just did parkour! (As he's pouring the cereal out of the box and into his bowl)