Garren: I feel like a baked potato. (Driving around in a hot car during the summer.)

Ryker (whips his Legoland license out of his wallet): I got my drivers license. I only crashed once and after that I was good. 

Me: Did insurance cover that?

Ryker: Ya. 

Garren: Benny if you want to be a gentledog then you shouldn't be stepping on ladies faces. (Walking across Cinder in the car.)

Garren: Gosh I'm as sweaty as an armadillo. You could have a slip and slide on my back!

Ryker: You're the best mom! (For allowing him to go to a friend's house)

Me: Thanks (chuckles)

Ryker: Well...you're like the best mom I know. (Long pause) And I don't know a lot of moms, so really you're the best mom in the world!!

Ryker: It's like tiny little hair cactuses. (Referring to his newly shaven hair in the back of his head)

Garth: Good morning boys. Just know that you're my greatest source of pride and my greatest source of pain.