Ryker: I keep lots of secrets. Then I forget them.

Ryker: You can drink anything. It’s the power of the blender!

Garren: I never really loved church, but now I think I’m going to marry it. It’s awesome!! (He started middle school group today.)

Ryker: Garren, I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. (He was referring to his video game.)

(Ryker walks into the room.)
Me: Hey dude, what’s up?
Ryker: Nothing, just exercising (flexes his biceps), and waiting for Friday.
(It was Wednesday. I’m pretty sure he was checking to see if his iPhone was easy to snatch under unprying eyes.)

Garth: I think rebates are really just an IQ test.

Garren: I can’t wait to learn the choke hold. (He was referring to what he’ll learn at the babysitting course when he turns 12. He meant the hiemlich.)