Me: How sad, that squirrel didn’t make it across the road. He needs a get well soon card.

Ryker: No, he needs an UNO Reverse card.

[Lasagna is served for dinner]

Ryker: I’m not really a fan of lasagna...GARFIELD!

Ryker: Did you hear that song saying, “I wasn’t starving ‘til I tasted you.”

Me: Yes, I’m pretty sure they’re singing about cannibalism.

Ryker: That’s  what I though too.

Garth: Ryker, what makes you so happy every morning?

Ryker: I get to wake up and be in a family, with two dogs.

Garren: We’re big year-olds now. (Referring that both he and Ryker now go to the youth group at church.)

Garren: Man, I love middle school. Everyone’s either crazy, stupid, or sassy.

Ryker: The weekend went by too fast. Like a jet plane flying by.