Friday, February 16, 2018

Garth: I think rebates are really just an IQ test.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Garren: I can’t wait to learn the choke hold. (He was referring to what he’ll learn at the babysitting course when he turns 12. He meant the hiemlich.)

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Ryker: Should I wear my high heels and special socks to school or not? (Trying to think out his day with his fun plans for after school. He meant high tops!😂)

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Ryker: Mom, after college I’m going to come back and give you love.

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Ryker: Where are we going? What store are we going to?

Garth: None of your business.

Ryker: Everything's my business except stuff between grown ups.

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Ryker: Can I put my feet up here? Points to the dashboard.

Me: No.

Ryker: Awe. Hans Solo does it.