Ryker: I do because I just goed poop [in the bathroom].
My Goal: To catch what my boys say on a daily basis as a snapshot of our lives.
Saturday, December 28, 2013
Friday, December 6, 2013
Garth: Can I make you some eggs?
Monday, December 2, 2013
Thursday, November 21, 2013
6:40 AM
(Garren bursts through our bedroom door.)
Garren: MOM, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!
(Proceeds to vigorously rub his head back and forth across his pillow pet that he has laid on our bed. Then abruptly stops and gives it a slap to watch the mini electricity show.)
Me: That's called static electricy.
Garren: I'M GOING TO LIGHT THE WHOLE HOUSE UP!
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Friday, October 11, 2013
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Garren: I had a bad dream last night.
Ryker: I have a way to fix that. Don't go to sleep. (Said very serious)
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Garth: Are you going to go to college [someday]?
Ryker: No.
Garth: So you're going to have a low paying job?
Ryker: No. I'm just going to live here.
Saturday, June 15, 2013
Ryker (watching tv): Is that a kid or a grownup?
Garren: She's a teenager, so she's both.
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Ryker: Can we get medical alert, mom?
Garren: No we don't need it. It's only for old people that don't always carry their phones.
Ryker: Sometimes I don't carry... oh ya, I don't have a phone.
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Garren: "How did I really get out of you as a baby?"
Me: "Magic."
Garth: "Little fairies helped."
Garren: "No really."
Me: "I pushed you out."
Garren: "How?"
Garth: "From her girl parts."
Garren: (a whole bunch of) " Really? Are you being serious?"
Me: (a lot of) "Yes."
Garren: "Oh that's so gross. I think I need to take a shower." (He proceeds to walk away and turn on the shower.)
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
(I had asked Garren to tell me about his day. A pretty normal routine.)
Me: So you worked on handwriting and did a book report about the farm. Did you read the book or did Mrs. Hoiness read it to you?
Garren: I read it.
Me: What was it about?
Garren: I don't remember. [Long pregnant pause] I think I learned too much stuff.
Me: [trying to hold back my giggles] Should I ask Mrs. Hoiness to not teach you so much?
Garren: No. Today she just said a lot.
Me: So you worked on handwriting and did a book report about the farm. Did you read the book or did Mrs. Hoiness read it to you?
Garren: I read it.
Me: What was it about?
Garren: I don't remember. [Long pregnant pause] I think I learned too much stuff.
Me: [trying to hold back my giggles] Should I ask Mrs. Hoiness to not teach you so much?
Garren: No. Today she just said a lot.
Friday, March 1, 2013
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Garth: "Garren I need you to cut my toenails."
Garren: "No. I'm only up for eating my own toenails."
Garren: "No. I'm only up for eating my own toenails."
Saturday, January 12, 2013
We were woke up this morning by the boys to solve a debate. Garren was arguing that our bodies are made of blood & bones. Ryker was arguing that our bodies are made of mud. I heart biblical debates from my littles!
Ryker: "Why are you up there?"
(To Garren who was perched on a nook opening above a doorway.)
Garren: "Why am I up here?! [giggle] Well I'll tell you why I'm up here! To store my acorns of course!!"
(To Garren who was perched on a nook opening above a doorway.)
Garren: "Why am I up here?! [giggle] Well I'll tell you why I'm up here! To store my acorns of course!!"
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