Garren: "Can we have like 2 minutes of freedom tomorrow?"

Garren: "I know what a groundhog is. It's like a squirrel that hogs things."

(I had asked Garren to tell me about his day. A pretty normal routine.)

Me: So you worked on handwriting and did a book report about the farm. Did you read the book or did Mrs. Hoiness read it to you?
Garren: I read it.
Me: What was it about?
Garren: I don't remember. [Long pregnant pause] I think I learned too much stuff.
Me: [trying to hold back my giggles] Should I ask Mrs. Hoiness to not teach you so much?
Garren: No. Today she just said a lot.