Garren: "Mom are you overreacting?"

Garth: "Garren I need you to cut my toenails."

Garren: "No. I'm only up for eating my own toenails."

Garren: "I'm too young to die."
(Sitting on the toilet, feeling sick.)

Garren: "Who would be weird enough to kiss a girl in public?"

We were woke up this morning by the boys to solve a debate. Garren was arguing that our bodies are made of blood & bones. Ryker was arguing that our bodies are made of mud. I heart biblical debates from my littles!

Ryker: "Why are you up there?"
(To Garren who was perched on a nook opening above a doorway.)

Garren: "Why am I up here?! [giggle] Well I'll tell you why I'm up here! To store my acorns of course!!"

Ryker: "Mommy here are my clothes. Can you please make them not dirty?"