Ryker: "I want a pancake."

Me: "Do you see a short order cook in this kitchen? No."

Ryker: "I want a short cook."

Garren: "How did I really get out of you as a baby?"

Me: "Magic."

Garth: "Little fairies helped."

Garren: "No really."

Me: "I pushed you out."

Garren: "How?"

Garth: "From her girl parts."

Garren: (a whole bunch of) " Really? Are you being serious?"

Me: (a lot of) "Yes."

Garren: "Oh that's so gross. I think I need to take a shower." (He proceeds to walk away and turn on the shower.)