Garren: I bet you didn't know I could ride geese deerback. 

Ryker: Last one up the stairs is a pretty princess! The first one is a man cub. 

Ryker: Dad doesn't wear wigs. He's bald. 

Ryker: Is that the sun? Why does it look like white cheese? 

Garren: Did you know platypus' sweat milk?

Ryker: I'll let you know when the light turns green. So, you can look away. 

Garren: Either you come with me, or I'll beat you up. 

(Without missing a beat) 

Ryker: I'll come with you. 

Garren: Ryk it's time to tear down the fort. (Couch cushions & blankets)

Ryker: Wait! We have to take a picture first!!

(He is so my son.)

Garren: Hunters have stinky feet. They get it because they walk through stinky swamps and other stuff like skunks. 

Ryker: She doesn't like puddles. (He was referring to our car.)

Ryker: Mom, do dad call you Honey?

Me: I don't think so. Why do you ask?

Ryker: 'Cause some grown-ups call each other that. 

Garren: Me and Ryker thought if I colored my bottom red I could be an ape. 

Ryker: No, a baboon! 

Ryker gave me math story problems while we drove home after dropping off Garren.

“I had 10 trees in my backyard and a wolf peed on 3 of them. How many are left?”