Ryker: Did you see that truck?

(Referring to a semi truck driving without its trailer.)

Me: Ya. 

Ryker: It's naked. 

Me: I think you have a hard time following directions. 

Ryker: No. I'm just being me mom. 

(said so innocently)

Ryker: Don't get snippy with me.

(Said in a warning tone to Rosco dog. Rosco was laying on the floor sleeping.)