Garren (12, speaking to me): I shall pass you, it is imminent! I will grow like a tree!

Ryker: Wait. Middle school doesn’t have any recess??

Me: Nope.

Ryker: So you’re saying I should be happy now while I still have it?

Me: Ryker did you make your sandwich for lunch?

Ryker: Ya, but I accidentally ate it. Will you make me another one?