Ryker: "Grandma, will you come scratch Garren's back? It's hard work."

Ryker: "Look at the moon, mom! It's a smile!"

Garren: "Something's wrong with my nose. It's making too much snot."

Garren: "That's not fair the printer does all your work for you!! I want to run my homework through the printer."

Garren: "My farts stink. I get it from my dad."

Garren: "I wish I could have all the guinea pigs in the whole world... Well maybe not. That would be A LOT of guinea pigs."

Garren (age 6): "Well I'm seventeen! Or should I be called nineteen?"